bunny killer spotted!

Joei, who I think is the only person reading this blog, has been harassing me to update. Truth me told all my blog-writin' time has been taken up lately by a new gig with Cinema Blend, writing TV news and recaps for them. It's a good time, but time-consuming. Though writing posts making fun of Donald Trump for an actual audience is not a bad deal at all.

So, yeah, this will not be a real post. But here's the best news I've heard all night-- Michael Emerson, the big bad villain on "Lost" and my most inexplicable celebrity crush in history, was spotted walking around near my office! I always swore that Bill Clinton was the only person I would freak out over if I saw him on the street, but with my recent "Lost" obsession, I think Michael Emerson would get that treatment. I mean, he's older than my mom, he plays a creepy-ass villain with a limp on TV, he won an Emmy for playing a serial killer, and for some reason I'm immediately drawn in the second he appears on my screen. I think I might be terrified more than I have a crush, but I'd like to think that if I saw him on the steet, I, unlike that other spotter, would not be too scared to ask what happened to Locke. Even though, seriously guys! What happened to Locke?!?

It's looking like "Lost" really ought to be the topic of my next post. Until then, though, I leave you with the knowledge that I have a crush on a 53-year old man who I do not know who is not even Bill Clinton.